The teacher was giving her class of seven year olds a natural history lesson.
“Worker ants,” she told them, “can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?”
Little Johnny had the answer… “They don’t have a union.”
see also
Little Johnny, Union & Work Sections
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