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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone


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24-Jan-2021