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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld


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