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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Frump: A woman who looks her age and doesn't try to overlook it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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