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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays


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18-Feb-2020