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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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