Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell
Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb
Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson
The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus
Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying
Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink
What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire
In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson
Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi
Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict
God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard
If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker
All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead
Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein
Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom
Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel
I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings
Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid
I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge
God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16
Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft
Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner
Kids & Religious Sections
Dead Sea Fish
God’s Little Instructions
Job Interview With God
John The Baptist Souvenirs
The Eye of God
Portable Dog Carriers
No More Arguing
Soccer Ball Building
Lord Of The Rinse
Vanishing Underwater Roller Coaster
Fried Eggs - Military Style
Best Tea Cup
Shoddy Goaltending - Not