Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias
All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin
I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel
A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire
I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus
God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler
I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce
God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley
God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa
The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer
You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner
Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales
He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson
I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias
You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew
It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller
Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias
The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson
The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis
To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton
None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
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