Letters to God - From Children

Kids know how to talk God’s lingo


Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God, I am American. What are you?

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.


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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner


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03-Jul-2022