Letters to God - From Children

Kids know how to talk God’s lingo


Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God, I am American. What are you?

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.


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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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29-Oct-2020