Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell
I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus
No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale
Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral
Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley
True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain
I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah
Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne
God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine
Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom
The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona
Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis
Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis
Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado
God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson
Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
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