Letters to God - From Children

Kids know how to talk God’s lingo


Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God, I am American. What are you?

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.


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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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15-Jul-2020