Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy
God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus
Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart
Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson
Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler
And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31
If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries
There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson
The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias
Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa
If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman
Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine
In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge
If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman
If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible
I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo
When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson
Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown
The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei
Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx
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