Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible
Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb
Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley
The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms
To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan
I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus
Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy
God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen
I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi
Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller
I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen
Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson
If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar
A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther
God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16
It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible
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