Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb
Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg
The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump
I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus
Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown
The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams
The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson
When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan
To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov
There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry
Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries
To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams
He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton
Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias
Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan
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