Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther
Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen
God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis
God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown
Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters
God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll
Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon
God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart
When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H. Spurgeon
The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart
God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham
But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh
I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain
Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley
Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham
I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi
We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee
The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb
Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas
A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams
He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias
When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown
The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei
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