Letters to God - From Children

Kids know how to talk God’s lingo


Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God, I am American. What are you?

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.


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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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21-Nov-2019