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“Think our son found a way of telling us he wants a moped for his birthday to tinker with...”
“Harry ManUreSithe - Hogwarts new Gardener!”
“Bubba certainly is a Nascar wannabe!”
“Hey ma - I just got pulled over by a cop saying I was doing 40 in a 25 mph zone doing the lawn.”
“How to have fun and cut the grass too!”
“Burt was desperate to see the game, so filled his mower with nitro.
He was now beginning to regret it.”
“Awww jeez, I aint never going to get this lawn cut before the wife gets home.”
“Grain Alcohol... not just for breakfast anymore!”
“Look closer... I think it's Tim Allen!”
“It's a bird, it's a plane... nope... it's a Briggs and Stratton.”
“What row of young trees?”
“3...2...1...Blast off...Houston. I see the landing sight on the moon. Do we have permission to land?”
“Yes, I do see a little green grass here... Permission to start mowing sir...”
see also John Deere Lawnmover
Redneck Automatic Lawnmower
Redneck Lawn Mower Delivery
Redneck Lawn Mower Repair
Redneck Riding Lawnmower
Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower
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