Answers to the name of Dolly. FREE to approved home, will eat anything, excellent guard dog. Loves other small-dog breeds. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more kids, thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighbourhood. Your help will be appreciated... ![]() Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also Dog & Security Sections African Pit Bull Comfortable Guard Dog Dalmation Shadow Garage Watchdog Guard Dog Security - How Fast Can You Run? Is There Life After Death? Russian Guard Dogs Who Needs a Guard Dog? Wiener Dog Safety |
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