Da Vinci Code Revealed

A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. After months of conferences, they held a huge meeting to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said, “This is a woman. We can judge that their culture was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey - so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.” “Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.” The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left... It says, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.' ” QuotaBills The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown Adopt the pace of nature. 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If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. 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02-Jun-2020