Da Vinci Code Revealed

Religious Conspiracy? Finally, the truth about the Da Vinci Code!


A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:


It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!


The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. After months of conferences, they held a huge meeting to discuss the meaning of the markings.



The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said, This is a woman. We can judge that their culture was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey - so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.


Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.


The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left... It says, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.'


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Things are symbols of themselves. - Chogyam T Rinpoche

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Give me a museum and I'll fill it. - Pablo Picasso

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Our pleasures are not material pleasures, but symbols of pleasure - attractively packaged but inferior in content. - Alan Watts

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

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This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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25-Jan-2021