A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. After months of conferences, they held a huge meeting to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed
to the first drawing and said,
“This
is a woman. We can judge that their culture was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol
is a donkey - so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing
is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.”

“Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth
and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears
to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.”

The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
“Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left... It says, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That
Chick.'
”
QuotaBillsThe modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read
The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux
Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. - Pablo Picasso
Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita
Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri
He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt
Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain
The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain
Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell
It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce
In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins
Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown
When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus
We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost
The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins
Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley
The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel
The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates
Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck
Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama
The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland
We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg
If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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