Da Vinci Code Revealed

A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. After months of conferences, they held a huge meeting to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said, “This is a woman. We can judge that their culture was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey - so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.” “Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.” The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left... It says, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.' ” QuotaBills The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall Numerals: Symbols used in a form of lying called statistics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. 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22-Jan-2022