Da Vinci Code Revealed

A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. After months of conferences, they held a huge meeting to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said, “This is a woman. We can judge that their culture was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey - so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.” “Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.” The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left... It says, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.' ” QuotaBills The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley Give me a museum and I'll fill it. - Pablo Picasso Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Television! 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The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. 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27-Oct-2020