Da Vinci Code Revealed

Religious Conspiracy? Finally, the truth about the Da Vinci Code!


A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:


It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!


The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. After months of conferences, they held a huge meeting to discuss the meaning of the markings.



The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said, This is a woman. We can judge that their culture was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey - so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.


Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.


The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left... It says, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.'


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The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Give me a museum and I'll fill it. - Pablo Picasso

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull

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Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

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The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

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16-Jan-2021