If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates... OK? see also   Computer  &  Relationship  Sections   Better Lawyer Laundry Goat Meat Loaf Better With A Beard Fat Twin Sisters Breathe in the Ocean Tel Aviv Luxury Penthouse Caffeine Boosters Head Path Proper English Reese Witherspoon Phones At Six It Was A Dark And Stormy Night Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles Whiskey Lurks Good Tetris Couch Canadian Alphabet Love Rocks Benadryl Cumquat In It For The Long Haul

18-Oct-2021