[To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. The
following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a
hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.
You will understand what 'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the conversation...] Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr. The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe see also Language Section Ain’t Peter’s Place Back In Five Minutes Bag Feelers Basic Rules of English Spelling and Grammar Before Emoticons Beware of Atlanta Fountain Equiptment Books Never Written Burger Sale Business Hours Captain Literate Chinese to English Translation Close Today Colsed School Commas Save Lives Communication Skills Confused Store Discount Tents “Do Not Read” Sign Do Not Read Law Does A Double Positive Equal A Negative? 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