Backpack or Goat Pack?

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Red Skelton

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde