A little dirt never hurt anyone, just wipe it off.
Act your age.
Always say please and thank you - that way, you get more.
Am I talking to a brick wall?
As long as you live under my roof, you’ll live by my rules.
Big boys don’t cry.
C’mon, you throw like a girl.
Coffee will stunt your growth.
Could those sleeves be any longer?
Didn’t your teacher learn you anything?
Do what I say, not what I do.
Do you think I’m made of money?
Don’t ask me, ask your mother.
Don’t believe anything you hear and only half of what you see.
Don’t give me any of your lip, young lady.
Don’t make me stop the car!
Don’t tell on anybody unless you tell on yourself first.
Don’t use that tone with me!
Don’t worry. It’s only blood.
Don’t you know any normal boys?
Enough is enough!
Get your elbows off the table.
Hey, did you hear me talking to you?
“Hey” is for horses.
Hurt much?
I didn’t feel a thing.
I don’t care what other people are doing - I’m not everybody else’s father!
I feel for you, but I can’t reach you from here.
I got my tongue wrapped around my eye-tooth and couldn’t see what I was saying.
I told you, keep your eye on the ball.
If I catch you doing that one more time, I’ll...
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
If you’re gonna be dumb, you’ve gotta be tough.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times.
If you forget, you’ll be grounded till the end of the world.
I’ll play catch after I read the paper.
I’ll tell you why. Because I said so. That’s why.
I’m not just talking to hear my own voice!
I’m not sleeping, I was watching that channel.
I’m not watching television. I’m resting my eyes.
It’s hard to be good, and easy to be bad.
Just wait on the corner and another one will come along.
Men are like buses.
No, we’re not there yet.
Now you listen to ME, Buster!
Shake it off. It’s only pain.
Sit up straight!
So you think you’re smart, do you?
This is your last warning.
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
Turn off those lights.
Two wrongs do not make a right.
We’re not lost. I’m just not sure where we are.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.
What did I just get finished telling you?
What do you think I am, a bank?
What keeps those jeans of yours from falling off?
What part of NO don’t you understand?
What will other parents think?
What’s so funny?
When I was your age , I treated MY father with respect.
Who said life was supposed to be fair?
Wipe that smile off your face.
Wipe your feet!
Worrying about things you can’t change is like a rocking chair - it gives you
something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere.
You call that a haircut?
You call that noise “music”?
You can marry a rich guy just as easily as you can a poor guy.
You didn’t beat me. I let you win.
You know you’re always gonna be Daddy’s little girl.
You look like a bag lady!
You should visit more often.
You want something to do? I’ll give you something to do.
Young ladies perspire, they do not sweat.
You’re not leaving my house dressed like that!
Your mother worries too much.
Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes
A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles
A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb
Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong
Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin
When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter
My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus
A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang
There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown
My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey
There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis
No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak
One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain
If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet. - Isaac B. Singer
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx
I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain
It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary. - Winston Churchill
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown
God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde
Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune. - Noam Chomsky
Half the world is composed of those who have something to say but can't; the other half is of those who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. - Robert Frost
Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten
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