When A Man Does The BBQ

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion… 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part… 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine… 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again… 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine… 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most of all… 10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women! QuotaBills Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey Taking something from one man and making it worse is plagiarism. - George Moore A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? 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05-Jun-2020