When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion… Silence if the eternal duty of man. - Thomas Carlyle A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer Every man is like the company he is wont to keep. - Euripides Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. - Oscar Wilde I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. - Niccolo Machiavelli I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain A man who wants to do something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse. - Stephen Dolley Jr. The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. - H Jackson Brown, Jr. The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. - Ross Perot Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson see also Dining, Food & Marriage Sections A Man’s BBQ A Man’s Grill Aussie Barbie Barbecue Pickup BBQ Invitation BBQ Wagon Campfire Genius Chinese BBQ Computer Barbecue Country Cookin’ Friendly BBQ Reminder Great American Weenie Roast - Pitchfork Special Grillbillies Hot Chicks Jet-Powered Barbecue Louisiana Turtle Dogs Perfect Grill Real Man’s Barbecue Redneck Barbecue Redneck Box Barbeque Redneck Campfire Redneck Fire Alarm Redneck Grills Redneck Stove Burner Romanian Barbeque Shopping Cart Hotplate |
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