When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion…
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part…
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most of all…
10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her
annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!
No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca
The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great
The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. - Proverbs 10:27
Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles
Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb
Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe
Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot
They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf
Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde
Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West
Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde
The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie
The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock
In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison
A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard
As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow
As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown
The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson
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