His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill
Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty
People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller
What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison
Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill
Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty
People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller
What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison
Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
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