His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt
Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore
My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster
If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane
Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark
No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost
In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey
Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde
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