The Van Gogh Family Tree

His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh His Italian uncle: Day Gogh His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh And the moroff who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh And there ya Gogh... QuotaBills By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde see also   Art,  Family  &  Relationship  Sections Adaptive Roots Family Ties Family Tree Van Go   Meat You In The Locker Room Football Chicks Baby's Dog Rug Chair Folders Seeing Eye Cat Swim Fingers Vatican Wall Computer Multitasker - He Be Da' Man! 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