His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant
Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp
I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown
Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit
I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke
It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain
Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash
Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO
The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison
Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe
We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
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