His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett
There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown
Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown
People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin
Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying
If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown
My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane
I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing
Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
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