The Van Gogh Family Tree

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the
artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were...


His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh

And there ya Gogh...



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I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

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Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

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06-Jul-2022