The Van Gogh Family Tree

His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh His Italian uncle: Day Gogh His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh And the moroff who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh And there ya Gogh... QuotaBills Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer see also   Art,  Family  &  Relationship  Sections Adaptive Roots Family Ties Family Tree Van Go   Baby Clone Piano Ring Religious Nuts Funnel Farm Urinal Challenge Snow Detour Redneck GPS Snow Receiver Book Perspective Why Stand In Line? How Twins Are Made Ups and Downs Irish Flu Shots Snake Circle Romantic Accident

24-Jan-2021