His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker
My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty
People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg
Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld
Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban
Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo
We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey
If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer
My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty
People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg
Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld
Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban
Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo
We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey
If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer
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