His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff
who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh
And there ya Gogh...
He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw
We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown
The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry
If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke
My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie
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