Redneck 2-Minute Poetry Contest
Have you been to Timbuktu?

It was the finals in a poetry contest. The two finalists were a Yale graduate and a Redneck. The final contest was for them to make a poem in two minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was TIMBUKTU.

The Yale graduate was the first to give his poem:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels two by two
Destination Timbuktu.


The audience went wild. They thought the Redneck would never stand a chance against the Yale graduate. Nevertheless, the Redneck stood up and gave his poem:

Me and Tim a hunting went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They were three and we were two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.


The Redneck won hands down.



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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Reverse: Repeating poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Always be a poet, even in prose. - Charles Baudelaire

Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Poetry should only occupy the idle. - Lord Byron

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

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A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know. - Andre Gide

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet. - Ogden Nash

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Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

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Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

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He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realize. - Oscar Wilde

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The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

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If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

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Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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