It was the finals in a poetry contest. The two finalists were a Yale graduate and a Redneck. The final contest was for them to make a poem in two minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was TIMBUKTU. The Yale graduate was the first to give his poem: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan. Men on camels two by two Destination Timbuktu. The audience went wild. They thought the Redneck would never stand a chance against the Yale graduate. Nevertheless, the Redneck stood up and gave his poem: Me and Tim a hunting went Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They were three and we were two So I bucked one and Timbuktu. The Redneck won hands down. see also   Language  &  Redneck   Sections Cowboy and Preacher Cowboy Boots Dutch Cowboy Redneck Outhouse Poetry   Water Aerobics Weight Watchers Bus Owl Perch Stuck On High Gear Downhill Safari First Drink And Drive Promo Lottery Chances Owl Pose Magnetic Personality Broken Window Repair Zamboni Mohawk Hand Tool Lane Closure Chainsaw-Powered 'Dolmette' Super-Motorcycle Lego Wall Repair

09-Dec-2021