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Redneck 2-Minute Poetry Contest
Have you been to Timbuktu?

It was the finals in a poetry contest. The two finalists were a Yale graduate and a Redneck. The final contest was for them to make a poem in two minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was TIMBUKTU.

The Yale graduate was the first to give his poem:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels two by two
Destination Timbuktu.


The audience went wild. They thought the Redneck would never stand a chance against the Yale graduate. Nevertheless, the Redneck stood up and gave his poem:

Me and Tim a hunting went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They were three and we were two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.


The Redneck won hands down.



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09-Dec-2021