The Mother of all Mouse Chases

One very happy mouse chaser

The bigger the mouse, the bigger the chase





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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. - Chevy Chase

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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29-Jan-2020