The Mother of all Mouse Chases

One very happy mouse chaser

The bigger the mouse, the bigger the chase





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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. - Chevy Chase

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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Cat A Head Of It’s Time
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Cat Artist
Cat Bowls
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Cat Conversion
Cat Doormat
Cat Milk
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Cat Patrol
CATastrophe - How to Lionize Your Cat
Catnip Garden
Either The Cat or Husband Goes
For Sale - One Useless Cat
How To Pill A Cat
Inbread Cat
Milking Time for Little Johnny
Milking Time On The Farm
Sleeping Pets on Dog & Cat Naps
Spilled Milk
Taking A Catnap

 

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19-Nov-2019