Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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20-Nov-2019