A doctor, a lawyer, and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says, “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.”
The doctor says, “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is
good for your health.”
The manager says, “You’re both wrong. It’s best to have both so that when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress, and the mistress thinks you’re with your wife - you can go to the office and do some work.”
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