Mad Vow Disease in Ontario

Ottawa’s gay dash for the open door wedding policy

Canadian health and welfare control



Ontario's Mad Vow Disease

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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20-May-2022