![]() Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr. I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake - Unknown The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso see also Business & Sign Sections Bacon Sandwich Brazil Burger Burger King Clown Burger King Street Burger Sale Caviar Burger David’s Return To Italy Dead Sea Burgers Detroit Burger King Famous Aussie Burger First Picture Back From Mars Gateway To Obesity Grouchy German Heart Attack Grill Kosher McDonalds McDonalds Australia McDonalds in South America McDonald’s Job Application McDonald’s New Customer McDonalds Reaches Africa New McDonald’s Servers Odori-Don Dance Papa Burger Seaweed Burger Science Fiction Recipes Triple Bypass Burger UK Credit Crunch Ultimate Manwich Very Fat Burger |
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