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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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