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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso