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Life’s Little Secrets
Do you have enough film for your pictures?

Retirement:  Twice as much husband, half as much money.

Everyone has a photographic memory - some don’t have film.

Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

Big Toe:  A device for locating sharp objects in the dark.

“I’ve been dieting for a month - all I’ve lost is 31 days.”

The quickest way to learn how to “do it yourself” is to criticize the way your wife is doing it.



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25-Jun-2022