Retirement: Twice as much husband, half as much money.
Everyone has a photographic memory - some don’t have film.
Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
Big Toe: A device for locating sharp objects in the dark.
“I’ve been dieting for a month - all I’ve lost is 31 days.”
The quickest way to learn how to “do it yourself” is to criticize the way your
wife is doing it.
Language, Phrase &
Redneck Engagement Ring
Forever Clean Toilet
Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
What Are Your Skills?
Portable Barber Shop
Anger Release Machine
Wake Me At Noon
Holstein or Holestein?
Word Puzzle Clock
Scenic Western Pennsylvania
Free Nobel Peace Prize