Fine: This is
the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to
shut you up. NEVER use “fine” to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you
to have one of those arguments.
Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it’s an even
trade.
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting
upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.
Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means “I give up” or “do what you want
because I don’t care”. You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a
few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you
in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very
misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that
moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
“Nothing”.
Nothing: This means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside
down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last
“Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine”.
Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; “Oh, let me get
that”. Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night”. If
she says “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She
will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the
window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. “Oh” as the
lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more
to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows “Go ahead” followed by acts so
unspeakable that I can’t bring myself to write about them.
Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to
come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have
done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a
“That’s Okay”.
Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of
the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not
move or breathe and she will stay content.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you’re welcome.
Thanks A Lot: This is much different than “Thanks”. A woman will say,
“Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh”. Be
careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh”, as she will only tell
you “Nothing.”
That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.
“That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you
retributions for what ever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used
with the word “Fine” and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go
Ahead”. At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are
going to be in some mighty big trouble.
So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown
Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe
Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal
A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb
Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I
It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
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Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
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When Men Shop For Groceries
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