Fine: This is
the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to
shut you up. NEVER use “fine” to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you
to have one of those arguments.
Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it’s an even
trade.
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting
upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.
Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means “I give up” or “do what you want
because I don’t care”. You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a
few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you
in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very
misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that
moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
“Nothing”.
Nothing: This means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside
down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last
“Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine”.
Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; “Oh, let me get
that”. Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night”. If
she says “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She
will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the
window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. “Oh” as the
lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more
to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows “Go ahead” followed by acts so
unspeakable that I can’t bring myself to write about them.
Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to
come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have
done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a
“That’s Okay”.
Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of
the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not
move or breathe and she will stay content.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you’re welcome.
Thanks A Lot: This is much different than “Thanks”. A woman will say,
“Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh”. Be
careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh”, as she will only tell
you “Nothing.”
That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.
“That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you
retributions for what ever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used
with the word “Fine” and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go
Ahead”. At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are
going to be in some mighty big trouble.
Women's word is never done. - American Proverb
I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor
Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown
There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson
Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde
The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields
The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski
see also Relationship Section
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
When Men Shop For Groceries
Winning An Argument With A Woman
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