A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
It’s a dog eat dog world out there, and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.
Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
My Karma just ran over my Dogma.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend; inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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