Woman’s Computer

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King


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27-Oct-2021