Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr. Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. 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04-Jun-2020