Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer If I were a flower, humming bird would be my favourite bee And If I were blind, the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. 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