Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


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If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

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In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

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Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

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What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

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In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

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The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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19-Oct-2021