Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot If I were a flower, humming bird would be my favourite bee And If I were blind, the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern see also   Rabbit  &  Snake  Sections Anaconda Attack Manual - Be Prepared! 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20-Oct-2020