Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. 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Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth None so deaf as those that will not hear. 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19-Oct-2021