Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt The people who actively find faults in others are the same people who are completely blind to their own. - Kristen Butler I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also   Rabbit  &  Snake  Sections Anaconda Attack Manual - Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm - Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Hand Painting Par Excellence Heavy Meal Deal Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! 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19-Jun-2021