Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr. Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake If I were a flower, humming bird would be my favourite bee And If I were blind, the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. 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