Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr. Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. 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