Blind Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.” “It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.” “Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.” “Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management. QuotaBills Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr. All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan see also   Rabbit  &  Snake  Sections Anaconda Attack Manual - Be Prepared! 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20-Jan-2021