Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville


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16-May-2022