A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven. Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck see also Aging, History & Trivia Sections A Woman’s Mind Before The Impact Emotion Stew Everything Men Know About Women Hormone Guide Keyboard Wedding Men To The Left My Ex-Wife, The Pilot Obedient Wife The Origin of the White Wedding Dress Understanding Women Walker Buddies Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband What Did You Just Say? Winning An Argument With A Woman World Peas |
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