Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, “You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.”
The American Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a few minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”
The American Diplomats replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.”
My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump
They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump
It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump
It's always good to be underestimated. - Donald Trump
I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump
Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump
Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump
Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump
Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump
Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. - Donald Trump
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump
He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump
If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump
I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump
I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump
You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump
see also Government & Relationship Sections
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
America’s Moment of Truth
Ancient Politician
Bad Hair Trump
Bear Pinata
Donald Tramp
Donald Trump’s Dog
Donald Trump Eagle
Donald Trump Pinata
Donald Trump Quotes
Donald Trump White House
Dusseldorf Carnival Float
Hair We Go
Hillarius Trump
Hurricane Sandy Wreaking Havoc on NYC Landmarks
Mexican Plan to Get Through Trump’s Wall
Queen Donald
The Pope Visits Donald Trump
Trump Ballot Box
Trump Cat
Trump Sandwich
Vote For Me
 Scubaru |  Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store |  Pigeon Drink |  Epic Turban |  Healthy Breakfast |
 Motorcycle Campers |  Canadian Banknotes - Extreme Makeover For Toonie |  Wheelchair Mower |  How To Fail at Photoshopping Pictures |  2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars |
 Life Expectancy by Age |  Construction Clouds |  It's Been A Good Day |  Worst Aid |  Dyslexic Camper |
 Moon Filament |  Car Dirt Art |  Newfie Swimming Pool |  Stoned Sign |  Redneck Plumbers |
03-Dec-2020 |