Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, “You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.”
The American Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a few minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”
The American Diplomats replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.”
We need a great president. - Donald Trump
They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump
It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump
I always said he was very, very underrated. - Donald Trump
I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump
The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump
You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump
Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump
We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump
Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump
I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump
People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump
I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump
She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump
I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump
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