Redneck NASCAR Astronaut

Flatulent racecar driver approaches takeoff speed



Jet powered scooter rivals NASCAR race - Astronaut Exhaust

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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