Redneck Inground Swimming Pool

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster