![]() I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein Life as pool table, White is focus, Others, targets. Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster see also Inspiration, Redneck, Survivor & Weather Sections Flood Bridge Flood Float Flood Games Hot Tub Boat Houston Parking Lot Irish Flood Redneck Electric Pool Redneck Hot Tub Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit Redneck Swimming Pools |
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