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Redneck Inground Beer and Fishing Swimming Pool

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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14-Aug-2022