Melted Cat

Feline survival on a hot summer day



It's so hot the cat has melted

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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15-Jan-2021