Mansion Cats

Cats with rich diets



Mansion Cats

High protein cat food for the man who has everything

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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25-Feb-2020