Mansion Cats

Cats with rich diets



Mansion Cats

High protein cat food for the man who has everything

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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24-Oct-2020