New Car GPS

Passenger installation that is SWMBO compatible



New Car Directional GPS

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. - Unknown

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


Road  Sign  directions for a  Redneck
Faulty GPS
Redneck Driving Instructions
Redneck GPS

 

Dragon Buoy

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Bird Melons

Local Crabs

Black Golfer

Ostrich Imprint

Tea Party Weapon

Extra Space Bed

Unattended Children

ThrowYo

Cell Phone Warning

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

Husband Creche

Undertaker Bike

Road Sign Dictionary

Sandal Security

House Appraisal

Tongue Twister

Class Notes

The Perfect Male
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10-Jul-2020