Bacon Mints

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid