Bacon Mints

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen