Redneck Home Cinema

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Redneck Home Cinema

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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30-Jul-2021