Redneck Chicken Farmer

Cross dressers on the farm

At least Bubba didn’t let the fox into the chicken coop



Redneck Chicken Farmer

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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