Redneck Chicken Farmer

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Redneck Chicken Farmer

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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03-Dec-2020