Good In Bed

Signs of a relaxing day

Some relationships last a long time



I can stay in bed all day

QuotaBills
A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


see also   Relationship  &  Sign  Sections
Fortune Cookies - In Bed

 

Ventriloquist Isolation

Detroit Discovery

Down Under Statue

Frankfurt Subway Entrance

Missing Mother-In-Law

I'll Be Right There

Flower Frame Heels

Studley Tool Chest

Dr. Hedgehog

Enjoy The View

Locks Of Love

Redneck Speed Bump

Save A Tree

Baby Papaya Crossing

So You Want A Day Off

Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

Behind Every Man

Truck Driver Birth

Motion Picture Selfie

FearBusters
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

10-Aug-2020