Redneck Firewall

Bubba has cybersecurity installed in his house

Is malware going to knock your computer off the Internet?



Redneck Brick Computer Firewall

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg


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26-May-2020