Moosejaw Driver

How to draw attention away from a truck driver

Marketing ideas for Moosejaw came from Shirley’s Stuffed Cat Shop



Moosejaw Driver carries little cash and is fully naked

Not to be confused with Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, eh!

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Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper


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28-Feb-2020