Resignation Letter

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Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in



Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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01-Apr-2020