Resignation Letter

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Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in



Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford


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