Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said: DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE! As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, “Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!” From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. Shakin’ his head, Rev. Ole says “Dat’s da terd one dis mornin.” “Yaa,” Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, ’Bridge Out?’ ” see also   Language,  Nationality,  Newfie,  Redneck, Religious  &  Sign   Sections   Dog Spa Pacman Skeleton Young Rock Star Shoplifter Warning Eavestrough Cat Bobbie Tickle Exhausting or Amewzing? World's First Hard Hat Cup on the Edge British Gas Meter Hot Summer Days Senior Protesters Microsoft Software Upgrade Mow Your Lawn Drinking Alone

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