Signs for the Modern Woman

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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12-Aug-2022