Moron Cliff Walkers

“Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!”


Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.

Q:  Why didn’t the other one fall off?

A:  Because he was a little more on.


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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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03-Jun-2020