Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.
Q: Why didn’t the other one fall off?
A: Because he was a little more on.
The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher
There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti
Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal
The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu
Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer
That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin
It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius
Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown
Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne
Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown
Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas
The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard
The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James
All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance
It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr
I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus
The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba
Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher
There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti
Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal
The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu
Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer
That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin
It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius
Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown
Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne
Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown
Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas
The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard
The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James
All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance
It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr
I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus
The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba
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31-Jul-2021 |