Moron Cliff Walkers

“Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!”


Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.

Q:  Why didn’t the other one fall off?

A:  Because he was a little more on.


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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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26-May-2022