Grin and Bear It Sanctuary By The Woods Bear When you know you’re getting a little behind...
[Due to the increasing number of bears encroaching on human recreation and hunting grounds the following was published by a deacon of the Sanctuary-by-the-Woods...]
Since hunters nearby are requested to hold fire during Sunday Services, if pursued by a bear you have two options:
A) Escape into the Church; or
B) Climb the old oak tree just beyond the Sanctuary
(Please do not run through Services with a bear behind!)