[Due to the increasing number of bears encroaching on human recreation and hunting grounds the following was published by a deacon of the Sanctuary-by-the-Woods...] Since hunters nearby are requested to hold fire during Sunday Services, if pursued by a bear you have two options: A) Escape into the Church;  or B) Climb the old oak tree just beyond the Sanctuary (Please do not run through Services with a bear behind!) see also   Bear  Section Bear Warning   Funnel Farm Buffalo Prod Meat Pie Where Nobody Speeds A Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version Point Of View Good Conductor Kelp Us! Croc Lunge Tree Awning Oversize Load Redneck Spoon Cheating Be Very Quiet Quick Rubik's Cube Window Sundial Helping Hands Short On Electricity Amish Friends Spiral Roots

20-Nov-2019