The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. The cows are giving evaporated milk. The trees are whistling for the dogs. You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water. You can say 100 degrees without fainting. You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. You can make instant sun tea. You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 90, you feel a bit chilly. You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face. You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car. You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window. You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You actually burn your hand opening the car door. see also   Weather  Section   Log Sticks Tree Face Camper Tank Shipley Donut Pants Distressing Artwork Child's Motorcycle Helmet Montana Mountain Bike Sealtastic Bland Entrance Cruising Advice Cat Dugout Open Drive Through Secret Revealed Tired Flagpole Bent Car Sculpture Cow Jacket Thanks For Noticing Overflow Truck Garden Beach Sign Training Encouraging Seal

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