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e-mail From God
Have you been misbehaving?

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the angel to Earth.

When she returned, she told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth: 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.”

God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.”

So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, “Yes, it’s true the earth is in decline: 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.”

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good, because he wanted to encourage them - give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

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Okay, just wondering - I didn’t get one either...


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31-Jul-2021