There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business
when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and - WHACK! - knocks him
off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The big dude says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.”
The little guy gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a
sudden - WHACK! - the big dude knocks him down AGAIN.
This time he says, “That was a judo chop from Japan.”
So the little guy has had enough of this. He gets up, brushes himself off and
quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour when he returns.
Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and - WHAM! - knocks
the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold. The little guy looks at the
bartender and says, “When he gets up, tell him that’s a crowbar from Sears.”
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme
I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme
I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck
see also Bar & Karate Sections
How To Cut Down On Your Drinking
Karate Instructor
Karate Knife
Karate Lessons
Karate Sign Kick
Kick Out Boxing
Sumo Fault
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