There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business
when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and - WHACK! - knocks him
off the bar stool and onto the floor. Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II In heaven there is no beer... That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck see also Bar & Karate Sections How To Cut Down On Your Drinking Karate Instructor Karate Knife Karate Lessons Karate Sign Kick Kick Out Boxing Sumo Fault |
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