Ever Notice…

… that a penny for your thoughts is now a quarter?

… that as soon as you make your mark in the world, someone shows up with an eraser?

… that food with half the calories costs twice as much?

… that people who think nothing of walking or jogging for kilometers expect to park their cars within three metres of their destinations?

… that the only vacant parking space is always on the other side of the street?

… that there are always more last-minute details than there are last minutes?