![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb Every dog has his day. - Unknown Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras Baby I paint the sky blue My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain see also Baby, Dog & Safety Sections Almost Done Attention Span Baby High Chair Baby’s Dog Rug Babysitter Dog Dog Muzzle Face To Face Finger Lickin’ Good! 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