A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, didn’t have the strength to finish the race.
The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch, but the tomato quickly fell behind.
The yam was about to reach the end of the track, but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.
Over the course of an hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.
Why was the tomato so successful?
The tomato paste itself.
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
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