A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, didn’t have the strength to finish the race.
The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch, but the tomato quickly fell behind.
The yam was about to reach the end of the track, but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.
Over the course of an hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.
Why was the tomato so successful?
The tomato paste itself.
Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
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