A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, didn’t have the strength to finish the race.
The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch, but the tomato quickly fell behind.
The yam was about to reach the end of the track, but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.
Over the course of an hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.
Why was the tomato so successful?
The tomato paste itself.
I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
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