Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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05-Jul-2022