A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.
After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”
The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”
It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis
Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler
You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown
The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown
He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson
For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway
Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler
You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown
The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown
He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson
For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway
Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
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