Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


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21-Jan-2020