Texas Wildcat Dentist

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A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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