A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning. Floss like a boss! - Unknown Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera see also Dentist & Redneck Sections Dentist Talk My Daughter & My Money Pet Dentist Survivor - Texas Style (2013) Texas Bank Security Texas Wink Why We Live in Texas |
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