A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.
After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”
The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”
Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown
Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown
Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
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