A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.
After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”
The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”
Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez
Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie
Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown
What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz
Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez
Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie
Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown
What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz
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