Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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28-Nov-2020