A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.
After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”
The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”
Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas
Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway
Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson
Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau
To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono
For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway
Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson
Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau
To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono
For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
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