Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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