A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.
After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”
The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”
I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez
Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster
What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince
The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy
They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown
If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown
Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown
I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster
What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach
What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince
The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy
They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown
If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown
Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown
I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
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