[Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings. Do you know the difference between margarine and butter? …] Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo see also Bizarre, Diet, Dining, Food & Restaurant Sections Butter On A Stick |
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