Reduced Sentence Execution
Lawyer finds better alternative for death row inmate

“I’ve got good news and bad news,” the lawyer said to his client, a convicted killer on death row.

“What’s the bad news?”

“They’re still going to electrocute you at sunrise.”

“Then what’s the good news?”

The lawyer smiled proudly, “I got the voltage reduced!”

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